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Dani

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Fucking bag-cat meme. I don't need your nonesense. I'm losing my job in a few weeks cos I can't get numbers. I'm not in the mood. #postadaychallenge #irritated #suckingatlife

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I'm not so good at this #postadaychallenge thing. But, I keep trying. Here's a funny thing that happened last night. Xan found this cloth pad and is now adamant that he needs one for his penis. ?? #xmansayeth

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DS

Whats shaken' bacon?

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Wtf is wrong with me. I started fucking crying at party City cos they were out of helium for new orders. Xan asked for 3 things for his bday: party w/ friends, sea creature rings on ?, and dino balloons. 2/3 has to suffice.

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@dani

They only had helium for March pre-orders she told me. And then the fucker who parked in front of me has to make two trips with all the balloons he ordered. And now he's just left his small child in the van with those balloons to run back into the store for a 3rd trip.

Da
@dani

And another trip. Who needs that many?!

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@kandipie @ber_johnson - I know you're not in Little Rock, but I hope the ambient temperatures surrounding it don't adversely affect you!

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Ka
@kandipie

hahahaha that is hilarious. it was hella hot yesterday! 88 here! today it is struggling to stay above 70 and it is super cloudy and windy :(

AJ
@ber_johnson

????

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I want to run away for a few days. Xander is being super clingy. I'm annoyed with John. I don't feel good, I hate my job, I'm always exhausted, yet I still have to do 97% of the things. #ineedabreak

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DS

ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!

Ka
@kandipie

Welcome to married life lol

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My finger kinda swells up a little when I wear both rings, so I've only been wearing my band. Today is the first time I've decided to try wearing both. Feels only slightly weird, looks decidedly less naked, and my finger hasn't ballooned yet. Yay!

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Ka
@kandipie

They’re both gorgeous, Dani!! I love them!!

Da
@dani

Thank you! John did good with the engagement ring. And I love how good the diamonds are in the band. I can't stop staring at it sometimes. It's mesmerizing. Lol. I also love how they don't match. Like at all. ?

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I realized today that if I got my doctorate, I would be Dr.D.R. #randomthought

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

??? That’s awesome!

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The dental school is so slow. In March, my dentist recommended I get a root canal. I didn't have $$, so I came to dental school. Determined finally a couple weeks ago root canal no go and I have to get it extracted. Waiting now, anxiety high.

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@dani

I wonder if I'd just come through emergency to begin with if I could have saved the tooth, multiple 3-hr appointments, and saved the $200 I've already spent on exams. Ineedto stop trying to be so tough.

Ka
@kandipie

I'm sorry. :(

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And this is confusing. May 30 I applied for an ESL job at this school. I interviewed and did a demo lesson the first week of June. Then I get these emails. I responded to the first email, asking if it was the same position, but never heard anything. Hmm.

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Da
@dani

I emailed him this morning asking what was up, but he hasn't replied. I doubt he will

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X asked to go potty first thing this morning... And his diaper was nearly dry when I took it off. I think if I really focused on it, i'd have a potty trained kid in no time. #x #pottyparty

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AJ
@ber_johnson

Boo seemed to potty train overnight. I was lucky because his daycare worked with him when I was working. It probably would have taken us much longer.

Da
@dani

I think that has been the secret here, too. Since he got moved to pre-preK at daycare, they work with them on potty training. He's been increasingly more interested. Now, I just need a few days to focus on finalizing potty training!

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The wording regarding gifts on this invite really irks me.

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

Yeah, seems really tacky to me. Just not something you should put on an invitation.

AJ
@ber_johnson

Wtf?! That's one way to get gifts. How incredibly tacky.

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I've been putting off going to see my aunt again while she was in hospice, but was planning on going this week. I got word this morning that she passed.? She found out a few months ago she had inoperable brain cancer. ?

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nonya
@msincognito

I'm so sorry Dani. hugs to you.

AJ
@ber_johnson

I'm so sorry!

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Believe it or not, this duck face belongs to an awesome kindy teacher. And yes, I'm totally Facebook stalking the teacher I'm subbing for. #fbstalker

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DS

How long has he been living as a woman?

Ka
@kandipie

She's very pretty

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When this beast isn't eating Xander's toys and tearing up the back yard, he's a pretty good dog.

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@ber_johnson

X's face is precious!

Da
@dani

I love his face. It's so expressive

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And we caught this cute moment. He was singing "Wheels on the Bus" to the Barbie and making her dance.

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We went to a kid birthday party last night. Xander was so upset that none of the toys were his. He cried every time I reminded him. He wasn't a brat about it, just sad. Cake & ice cream sorted him out, though! #xman

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Went to a restaurant with X & my Aunts tonight. The waiter had attitude each time we asked for things for X, like a chair/booster seat. A to-go cup instead of a large 20-oz adult glass. A lid & straw for said lidded cup. Extra napkins. #badservice

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AJ
@ber_johnson

Some people are such assholes.

DS

Did you tell a manager?

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I wish I could've snuck a pic, but the lunch lady's daughter was here and she had a "smiley." WTH? Who would want to Pierce the gums?? Http://goo.gl/hrPAqu

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

Wread a different article yesterday and these were briefly mentioned. I just see fucked up teeth when I look at this. ?

AJ
@ber_johnson

Ow! Just looking at it makes my mouth hurt. I don't understand why kids do this stuff to themselves. I'll admit that I got my tongue pierced at 18. It was the stupidest decision and lasted all of 6 months. I think my 30 year old sister still has hers, but she has a neck tattoo too, so...

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Met an out of town friend at the vegetarian restaurant, Cafe Gratitude, tonight. Was a little worried X might not like the non-traditional recipes, but he loved the eggplant Parmesan.

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Da
@dani

I didn't want to spend much, but my friend asked about dessert and x got so excited for "cake". We got a coconut mouse (non dairy coconut cream pie). It was good, but no substitute for the full dairy version.

AJ
@ber_johnson

It all looks delicious!

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