@ber_johnson
Wife, mom, lover, dreamer, and all around awesome lady. I put too much on my plate and like to bite off more than I can chew.
Keep your fingers crossed we don’t lose power! We’ve had freezing rain ALL day.
Lucky
We just got upgraded to a winter storm warning. There’s probably a half inch of ice already and they expect it to continue all night.
I think I just finished Christmas shopping for the kids. We just have parents and pets left to buy for.
I have never bought gifts for any of my pets. Am I weird?
I always buy a couple of new toys and treats. My mom always did it so I grew up with it. Her cats even had their own stockings. I remember her rounding the cats up to “open” their gifts. ? Maybe my mom and I are the weird ones.
I PASSED!!!!!!! Amber Johnson, LPN at your service.
Log in to commentRIP - it was free so I guess I can’t be too mad. We’ll buy a new one in a couple of weeks.
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It’s a little ridiculous how excited I am about a house plant, but Bran bought a fiddle leaf fog for me today. I’m excited to find a new pot for it tomorrow. Geez I’m old.
I want a fig tree!! Our neighbors cut theirs down. ? Out pecan tree is finally starting to put on fruit though. 10-12 years is such a long fucking time to wait.
We’ve talked about planting fruit trees out back, but I do t know if we’ll be in this house long enough to get to enjoy any fruit.
He ALWAYS gives me his upgrade. ALWAYS. I told him to use it for himself this time but he insists I use it or he’ll wait til I graduate. I don’t use “Linda, listen” enough.
Consider it an early graduation present.
When lu is arguing or fussy with me, I say that repeatedly. ?
Bran is working and mom is keeping Boo for a few hours today. That means I get to go grocery shopping alone...yay... I lead an exciting life.
Log in to commentHot Springs bound for a day trip. My bestie came up Thursday. We’re meeting at her in-laws house.
Log in to commentSend good vibes this morning. I’m not ready for this cardio test.
Log in to commentI assume he’ll save me when all those come down on me Final Destination style.
I always think about Final Destination in situations like that! ??
Every. Single. Times.
SOBIA. I think I slept 3 hours. Today will suck.
Log in to commentLadies, go buy this. Stat.
Will this work on pubes?
Just make sure to brush them first for easier application.
It’s so weird to me that things get delivered on Sunday, too. I ordered a new Lifeproof case, my Otterbox was feeling extra bulky, and it arrived today.
Log in to commentBoo’s new bed came in. I’m making him clean today. So far he’s told me I’m a slave boss, I’m torturing him, I’m rude, and I’m ruining his life. I snatched him up at one point and put the fear in him. He’s been much better since.
And Bran didn’t get video of that? I’m seriously disappointed in you both!! Torturing your kids is a perk of parenting. As is putting the fear into them! ???
Here, this is on point... https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedParents/videos/744328862431991/
I have to skip clinic today for a trip to the doctor. I’ve slept most of the last 3 days and have now developed a fever and shortness of breath. Yay...
Oh no... That's what I was experiencing when they treated me for walking pneumonia.
I really think that will be my diagnosis.