They only had helium for March pre-orders she told me. And then the fucker who parked in front of me has to make two trips with all the balloons he ordered. And now he's just left his small child in the van with those balloons to run back into the store for a 3rd trip.

And another trip. Who needs that many?!

Do you have a Jo Ann’s nearby? They carry personal helium tanks that are big enough to inflate a bunch of balloons at home. https://www.joann.com/balloon-time-standard-helium-kit/15604366.html They wouldn’t be dino balloons, but you could have the kids draw their own dinos on them then let them take their balloon home at the end of the party so they’re not all floating around your house. Just an option. And I totally understand crying out of frustration or exhaustion or exasperation. Nothing’s wrong with you.

Apparently Walmart & Target are supposed to carry those little kits too.

Also: now I want cupcakes!!

I know Walmart carries those kits and they normally come with a bunch of balloons.

Helium is getting harder to find.

Are you William kids by at Walmart are terrible I use one for Olivia? Buy at Walmart are terrible are use one for Olivia?‘s 30th birthday party is an hour on the four within like five hours but if you order the balloon itself from dollar tree and they will blow it up for you or any local florist said do it for you for a small fee

Oh my God voice to text is terrible you should order the balloons not insulated from Amazon and then take them to dollar tree or a florist to have them blown up because the helium kits from Walmart or target do not work and the balloons fall within about five hours

5 hours isn’t long enough for a kids birthday party? (And the company says the balloons last about 5 hours on their website, so it’s not like they’re hiding that fact.)

I blew them up the night before because ..... I didn’t read the box ??