Beth Winfield
Beth Winfield

@bethie

I'm pretty awesome.

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What are your thoughts on this? PS it does not say Saliva.

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Dr Pajamela
@schoolgirlpam

Don't people get high on that?

Beth Winfield
@bethie

Yes!!

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I'm watching Bob's Burgers!! @thekandipie

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Ka
@kandipie

I'm watching tosh.O

Beth Winfield
@bethie

Ding ding, a ding ding!

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Oh...hi!!!

Ka
@kandipie

Hiiiiiiiii BFF!!

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If you had $10k to invest in the stock market, what company(ies) would you invest in?! #help #gradschool

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Bruce Rebels
@brebels

Catapillar. Fuse Science. There's some auto parts manufacturers(I can't remember the names) that looked VERY good. If I remember them I'll let you know. I do 2 events a year for JPMorgan so I hear the investors meetings & the companies disclosing to JPMorgan where their company is headed and how much they will make

Beth Winfield
@bethie

Awesome! I have to invest on Feb 3 and have the rest of the semester to make as much pretend money as possible in the real stock market.

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I put my 2 week notice in today! ????? #countdown

Beth Winfield
@bethie

Idk...they could wait until 5:00 to come and tell me not to come back, so they don't have to send anyone today. When I told her I was quitting she said "well I'm going to have to see if they'll let you work out a notice. I'll be in touch" #bitch I haven't heard from her since then.

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Attn grammar nazis: "is" doesn't look right in this sentence. Should it be "are?" Or...if we take out the preposition in front of it, it would say "1 is" so I guess this is right? Idk. Lol.

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

I second Dani.

pez girl
@pezgrl

Yep.

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@kandipie my jeep is minus one stick figure family. ??

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Amy
@amyb

Haha How are you feeling, now?!

Beth Winfield
@bethie

? a little bit better. The withdrawal symptoms from stopping the Luvox are finally going away. I can tell the Zoloft helps a little bit with dealing w/ anxiety, but I still feel blah/tired/stressed a lot. I'll be at the beach most of next week and back at the doctor's on oct 1.

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Amy
@amyb

I'm not sure why, but that totally cracked me up. I live it every day, and it's not that funny!

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Beth Winfield
@bethie

Me too! I had a cat that would get on the dresser and knock stuff off, one thing at a time. She would sit there for like an hour and randomly just knock something off from time to time. It was NOT funny. But I watched this and cracked up!!!

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It rained for 10 minutes today and this happened. There was a stranded car in the far left lane. The water was pretty deep there.

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Amy
@amyb

That happens here a lot. Dry for so long and all the drains full with crap :/

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Every time Jacob farts he looks at me and says, "bap-ba?!" He doesn't do it when he poops though haha.

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Hi @cynstone!!!

CS
@cynstone

Helllllo! :) I'm still trying to figure this out. I didn't know you wrote.

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A man just sat at my desk and popped a zit on his forehead. With two hands. I gagged. It was the most awkward thing ever. I hate my job.

Amy
@amyb

Grrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooossssssss

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@kandipie bahah!! ?

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Beth Winfield
@bethie

Yeah I'm not sure what that has to do with a panda!

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I should be studying, but I've been listening to these three old ladies talk about stuff all night.

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DS

I just whacked it to these chicks.

pez girl
@pezgrl

Omg. I love this!! How do I find more.

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The citizens of my state never cease to amaze me. http://dothan.craigslist.org/tch/3031289714.html

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A customer just came in and she had a Mary Kay BMW. She said it's above the pink cadillacs. She pulled it off the lot and was rear-ended--totaled the car. They replaced it with a Mary Kay Mustang GT. it's black and the lights glow pink inside. #jealous

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Jo Michele
@jomichele

I'm not 100% sure either... but I'm pretty certain all the MK cars are made by GM... Cadillacs, Escalades, Grand Ams & Grand Prixs (which they don't make anymore since GM closed down their pontiac division)... but I could be wrong....

Beth Winfield
@bethie

Hummm. Well she def had the mustang...I saw it..but she told a good sob story about a BMW!!!

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