My herpes is flaring up.
I get pregnant every time.
What should we name our kids?
I'm tired of supporting myself.
I still live with parents
All my exes are dead.
It's my cat's wedding day.
Those voices don't bother you?
Can we take your car?
My wife chose this outfit.
She puts the lotion on.
"Want to see my basement? " - @lutef1sk
It was there when I looked!
These herpes aren't too contagious.
Would you like chicken feet?
Can I pick your nose?
I just peed a little.
That was pretty funny. Why didn't more people chime in?
I would've chimed in much sooner, but I got a new phone and have NO idea what my password was lol
Btw- my first comment was in response to the picture hahaha
How did I miss this post???
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