How do you get a southern accent? Aren't you Canadien?

I'm fluent in southern drawl, Midwest Scandinavian eh, and Ebonics. Word.

See..... Great things do come in small packages.

And by "small package" I'm in no way referring to myself.

I know the next comment ...... *high fives Eli*

Lol. I'd tell you to shut up @bartBoniol but you called me small so I'm gonna shut MY mouth and run with it!

@bad_eli Not for the last 17 years. Ah damn...see what you started @BartBoniol!!

My baby daddy ruined it for the rest of ya. ;) ...and ended up marrying a white boy.