@peapie's tecaher gave her a conduct mark for eating dirt at recess today. I get that she shouldn't eat dirt, but really? She's 6...

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Cassie Kjelsberg
@case624

and it's dirt. She wasn't making anyone else eat it and she didn't throw it at anyone. BD says the conduct mark is alright because it is a social skill she needs to learn. Fine, but a conduct mark? Really?

Cassie Kjelsberg
@case624

This was her email to me....ugh, it bugs me! Mrs. Kjelsberg, I wanted to explain Maggie's binder today. Today outside at recess many of the girls kept coming up to me saying that Maggie was eating dirt. I never saw her physically do it, so when I went up and questioned her she gave me that look like Uh oh, and then admits to doing it. I asked her how many times she put dirt in her mouth and she said once but wouldn't tell me why she did it. What I gathered from the friends that she was playing with, was that they were all playing in the dirt and had dug a little hole and put a stick in it and were pretending it was each other's birthday and then they pretended to eat the cake and Maggie picked up the dirt and actually put it in her mouth. I just wanted to let you know the story, I wasn't sure how much Maggie would tell you.

Kellee Holt
@kelleeboo

I'm sorry. But I'm dying. HAHAHA!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Caryscia B
@caryscia

Lol. That's hilarious. I think @peapie made a pretty logical assumption based on the game they were playing. My mom has instilled a fear of germs into her kiddos, but they relapse sometimes in hilarious ways.

pez girl
@pezgrl

Ha

Chris Hallgren
@challgren

Hahaha

Amy
@amyb

Kids eat dirt. It's a fact of life, not conduct mark worthy, lol. Wow.

@crazybaby

that teacher is seriously lacking the Imagination and Creativity gene. I'd like to tell her to take that stick out of her ass.

Cassie Kjelsberg
@case624

HaHaHa - you guys make me laugh!

Barb
@opuleez

My sister and I used to sing, "God made dirt, so dirt don't hurt. So put it in your mouth and let it work." Of course, now that rhyme looks dirtier than ever! I swear we didn't mean it that way!

Cassie Kjelsberg
@case624

HaHaHa - that's the best!!!

@crazybaby

ooh @BartBoniol now wouldn't that go well with what we were talking about earlier...;-)

@crazybaby

yeah def. she's also assuming the kid would lie to her mum about it. i'd prolly march up to the school n give her a piece o my mind.

@crazybaby

or better still go to the head (principal?) and complain about her.

Jo Michele
@jomichele

I still say send her with a dirt snack daily & tell the school it's your religious right to eat dirt. Fuckem.

Chris Hallgren
@challgren

Make a apple out of dirt and give it to @peapie to give to the teacher

Rachelle
@chellebabe

Send the teacher a Mississippi mud pie, then tell the bitched to lighten up.

Jo Michele
@jomichele

I love Chelle's idea. Brilliant.

@crazybaby

yeah i second that :)

Cassie Kjelsberg
@case624

So glad I have so many back up sluts!

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